Dick_ed Balls Ugly Christmas Sweater

Dick_ed Balls Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Dick_ed Balls Ugly Christmas Sweater Information:

KEY FEATURES:

• Provide essential insulation, keeping you cozy in cold weather.
• Made from soft, breathable materials like cotton, fleece, or wool, ensuring all-day comfort.
• Suitable for various occasions, from casual outings to more formal settings, depending on the style.
• Can be easily layered over shirts or under jackets, offering flexibility in different weather conditions.
• Designed to withstand regular use and washing, maintaining their shape and softness over time.

PRODUCT INFORMATION:

Sweater

• 60% cotton – 30% acrylic – 10% Spandex.
• Wool active fibre is used to react to your body’s temperature, thus keeping you warm in the Winter and cool in the Summer.

Sweatshirt

• 35% Cotton – 65% Polyester.
• Double-needle stitched for strength and durability.
• Sweatshirt lining with a fuzzy layer offers a warm and comfortable feeling.

PRINT: Dye-sublimation printing

Care instructions: Machine wash cold, only non-chlorine bleach when needed, hang dry, cool iron on the reverse side or dry clean

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